Corporate speak can’t fit within 140 characters


Thus, I am ‘forced’ to blog about this.

My own version of corporate speak (Companies who want to be weird, please use this):

“We endeavour to escalate the revolutionary queries you have kindly forwarded to us via our state-of-the-art electronic touchpoints. With the synergy of best customer-centric practices, cutting edge practices and positive momentum, we will do our utmost best to revert as soon as we possibly can. With your patience, we can forge, foster, grow, improve and implement excellent user-centric policies, systems and initiatives for the betterment of our corporation, and ultimately, our relationship with our treasured, valuable and lovely customers. “

Inspired by :

Corporate Speak: A good example

Corporate Speak: A good example

Essentially :

Please wait for our response.

Why the need for old english words eh?

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